she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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