As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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