and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How does one acquire holy water?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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