We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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