it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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