oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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