Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
