I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Randomize
