If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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