Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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