I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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