Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Randomize
