I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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