How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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