i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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