No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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