oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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