So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish life had little blips of pornography
either way he was missing a nipple.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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