No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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