The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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