guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
i need some magic done to my vagina
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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