was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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