is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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