you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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