and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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