you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
