Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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