i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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