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steve butabi!
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Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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