Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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