My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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