IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
this boner is exhausting
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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