I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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