There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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