as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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