what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You pole danced in your parka.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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