Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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