In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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