i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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