Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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