Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
