Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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