I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I cockslap morals
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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