I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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