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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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