then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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