Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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