omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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