The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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