apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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