Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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