Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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