It's Friday. Sex?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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