so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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