Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
After tacos, we're chasing women.