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• (646): View more from New York

  Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  running late. just ran over a dude on a bike

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.

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