I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap